Sometimes, bad movies happen to good actors. Such is the case with Sergey Bodrov’s Seventh Son, an adaptation of the first book in Joseph Delaney’s The Last Apprentice series and likely the last. That’s too bad because as YA literature goes it’s better than most as the central relationship in the 13 book series – that of the Spook Gregory and his apprentice Tom Ward – continues to develop and ground the stories in a humanistic way that most books of this sort lack. Son hints at this friendship but fails to fully develop it, instead relying on a rote fantasy narrative brought low by its predictability and lackluster special effects.
Of course, that’s not from lack of trying on Moore’s part. A consummate professional all the way, she tries to find something distinctive about Malkin but fails to make the character nothing more than your standard witch that can turn into a dragon. However, it must be noted that she really rocks her Goth wardrobe. As for Bridges, I spent nearly the entire running time of the film trying to figure out how to describe his odd voice. If you can imagine Sean Connery speaking with a mouthful of cotton, that’s a rough idea of what the actor sounds like. Bridges’ vocal choice is a distraction throughout and I got the sense that maybe he thought he was making a comedy instead of a period fantasy. The actor and the movie both wear out their welcome, as Son winds up being a long, dull haul rather than a rousing adventure.